Pirates Weddin

🏴‍☠️ Salty Pirate Festival Proposal Policy

“Ye Shall Not Propose Like a Landlubber!”

Avast, Ye Love-Struck Swabs!

Thinkin’ o’ poppin’ the question at our festival? Aye, we allow it—but only if ye do it PROPERLY, by pirate law! No kneelin’ in the dirt like some soggy-britches nobleman—here, all proposals must be a SPECTACLE for the crew!

⚔️ THE RULES OF ROMANCE (PIRATE-STYLE)
1. “No Secret Swoonin’!” 
– If ye plan to propose, ye MUST declare it to the Captain’s Council (event staff) a full week afore the fest no sneaky ambushes!

2. “The Grand Pirate Wedding Show!” 
– Yer proposal WILL be a staged “fake” pirate wedding in front o’ the whole festival, complete with:
– A drunken priest (played by our First Mate).
– A cheerin’ mob o’ pirates as witnesses.
– A “kidnappin’” (optional but encouraged).
– At least ONE cannon fired in celebration (or it don’t count).

3. “No Backin’ Out Once the Rum’s Poured!” 
– Once ye agree to the Pirate Proposal Oath, ye CANNOT chicken out lest ye be branded “The Jilted Jack” forevermore!

💍 THE PIRATE PROPOSAL OATH 
(To be shouted before the crowd, or ye walk the plank!)

> “I, [Name], swear by the Kraken’s wrath that I love [Name] more than gold, grog, or even me own ship! If they say ‘Aye,’ we wed before this crew—if they say ‘Nay,’ I’ll weep into the sea like a bilge rat! SO BE IT!”

💢 PUNISHMENT FOR COWARDLY LOVERS- If ye propose in private: Yer moment be RUINED by our crew stormin’ in to re-do it properly (with added embarrassment).
– If ye refuse the fake wedding: Ye owe the crew a barrel o’ rum as apology.
– If ye say ‘I do’ then skip town: The festival WILL mail ye divorce papers signed by Davy Jones himself.

How to Claim Yer Pirate Weddin’ Spot: 
🗝️purchase a pirate wedding ($500.)

BY NEPTUNE’S BEARD, LOVE IS CHAOS—AND CHAOS IS OUR TRADE! 
Fair warnin’: If she says ‘no,’ the crowd WILL boo ye into the harbor.

☠️ Signed, 
Captain Blackbeard’s Revenge Festival Crew

Optional Add-Ons (For Extra Pieces o’ Eight): 
– “Kidnappin’ the Groom/Bride” Drama (+$50)
– “Duel for Her Hand” Fake Sword Fight (+$30)
– “Mermaid Curses the Couple” Bit (+$20)
– “Shanty Choir Singin’ ‘Yo Ho, A Wedding We Go!’”(FREE, but mandatory)

ARRR! Now go forth—and may the sea bless yer union! 🌊💘