“Nay! Outside rum be banned—we’ve got undercover Royal Navy agents sniffin’ for contraband!”
Aye! Our Mermaid Lagoon features professional swimmers – but don’t believe their siren songs about free treasure!
Outside grog (alcohol) be banned by order of the Pirate King, but ye can bring snacks for the little ones. We’ve got plenty o’ taverns for proper feasting!
Some vendors prefer pieces o’ eight (cash), but most take plastic doubloons (cards). We’ve got a Treasure Chest ATM on-site, but bring some coin just in case!
Only during the 3pm Mutiny Reenactment – all other times means banishment to Davy Jones Locker!
No worries! Grab our “Pirate Lingo Guide” at the entrance. Soon ye’ll be yellin’ “Shiver me timbers!” like a natural!
Shiver me timbers—yes! Couples can “Tie the Knot Pirate-Style” at [Time]. Sign up in advance or risk being marooned at the altar!
Aye! We’ve got a Kids’ Cove with face paintin’, puppet shows, mini treasure digs, and pirate school (where they learn to talk like us, savvy?).
“Visit our Treasure Chest (ticket page) or risk bein’ a landlubber! Online only—no paper tickets, lest they dissolve in grog spills.”
“Aye—unless Poseidon himself floods us, the show goes on! No refunds for wet boots or melted eye patches.“
“Aye, but only through our official ‘Scallywag Resale’ page—sell to strangers, and ye risk a curse (or worse, no money)!“
“Ye can hand off yer ticket like a hot cannonball up to 1 month before the festival. After that, ye’re stuck—like barnacles!”
“Ye doomed? Nay! Check yer email for the digital scroll (e-ticket). Lose that too, and we’ll charge ye two extra doubloons for the hassle.”
“Nay! We accept gold (cash), plastic (cards), or barter (if ye’ve got a decent goat).”
“A few ‘Powder Monkey Passes’ are held back—email through our contact page and plead yer case
“Aye, if ye believe in mermaids and honest politicians! Prices only rise like the tide—buy now or sell yer firstborn for a last-minute pass!“
